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- Once I finish tracking
Brendar the Barbarian,
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she will regret
ever having met Skelly, me,
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general of the Undead Army.
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Now, which way did she go?
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- [giggles]
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Hello, friend.
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- How do you do?
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- Hello, disturbing forest
critters wearing tiny overalls.
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- You must be ever so cold
without any skin.
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- What brings you
to the forest?
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- I seek the barbarian
known as Brendar.
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I am on a revenge quest.
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[together]
Quests are tee-tiddly-riffic!
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- Can we come along?
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- No, like I said,
it's a revenge quest.
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There's going to be a lot of
mayhem and gratuitous violence.
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- We don't mind violence.
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- Well, you can't.
It'll ruin my whole look.
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both: Aww.
- We're sad now.
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- Well, I can't help you
with that.
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- And you should be sad, too,
because you don't know how
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to find
Brendar the Barbarian.
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- But we do.
- Where is she?
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- She's in a witch's castle,
and only we know the way!
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[both giggle]
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- Where is this castle?
Tell me!
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- Only if you let us
join your quest.
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- Ohh, fine!
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- Hey, everyone!
We're going on a revenge quest!
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- What? Ah!
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Oh, brother.
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[dramatic music]
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- Okay. Here we go.
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I know I can do this.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
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And zap!
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D'oh.
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Zap!
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Zap!
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[bird squawking]
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- Direct hit.
Nice.
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- I was going for the bottles.
- Oh.
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- Couldn't hit the ground
if I was aiming for it.
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How am I going to face Gnarlia
in a magical spar?
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- Well, just remember, Dad,
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you don't need any talent
to try your best.
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- Ohh, I am a hot mess.
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And your brother's magic
is so advanced.
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- Not advanced, just different.
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Your magic is...unique.
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- Hmm. Zap.
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- And unpredictable.
- Mm.
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- Come on, you're the greatest
wizard in the tri-village area.
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- Yeah, but your mother
was born a witch.
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She was throwing hexes
in her diapers.
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I didn't learn wizardry
till college,
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and even then,
I was a C-plus student.
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- C-plus student or not,
you've got to face Mom
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and get your amulet back.
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- You're right.
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It's the only way you're going
to enjoy your human teen years.
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Plus, it'll help
with that molting problem.
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- It's not really a problem.
I like to molt.
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- And I like the way
that amulet looks
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when I wear it
with my pointy hat.
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- It was all they talked about
at Wizard-Con last year.
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- Mm.
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[back cracking]
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Ahh.
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[inhales deeply]
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Mm...zap!
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Ha ha! Look at that!
- Whoa!
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Way to go, Dad! Wow!
- ♪ I did it, I did it ♪
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♪ Look what I did ♪
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[light orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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- Therein lies what we seek.
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The transmogrification amulet.
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- Wow, that castle is so fancy.
You grew up there, Stacey?
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- Yeah, but Mom's
made a few upgrades.
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Added a tower,
stocked the moat with koi,
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turned the dungeon
into a crafting corner.
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- What?
That dungeon was my man cave.
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- Well, then you better go
in there
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and zap those decorative
pillows into oblivion.
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- You're right.
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I'm gonna take back
what's mine!
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- You ready, Axe?
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- I was forged ready.
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- Gather round.
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Sharpen your talons.
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Tune your lute.
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Power up your...wand? Staff?
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- Yeah, it's a staff.
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- For the moment is nigh.
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We storm the castle
of the great witch Gnarlia!
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[together]
Yeah!
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[upbeat percussive music]
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[all yelling]
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[all yelling]
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[all yelling]
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[all yelling]
- Ugh!
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- You guys okay?
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- Seriously?
both: No.
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- I thought he'd be more
top-heavy.
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- ♪ A troll burned
his bridge ♪
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♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
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♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
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♪ That's literally
what went down ♪
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♪ Together they're journey
has begun ♪
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♪ Combining might and melody ♪
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♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
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♪ And find their true family ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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♪ ♪
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- I am Brendar the Barbarian.
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- Yeah, "feared and revered"
is her slogan.
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- Stand aside, brave knight!
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- Yeah. You're not on the list.
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- List?
[scoffs]
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Take off your helmet
and face me
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and my questing companions.
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[grunting]
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Okay, wow,
this is on real good.
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[grunting]
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Okay. Is it a twist-off?
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Lefty loosey, righty tighty.
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Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Not cool!
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- When respect is lacking,
my axe starts hacking.
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- Oh, it's on!
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[dramatic music]
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- Hi, Steve.
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- Stacey. How are things?
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- Ugh, I cannot
with this small talk.
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Just let us in.
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- Uh, happy to, but you know
your mom hates fighting.
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magic spars in particular,
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And since we started dating,
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I'm super focused
on her happiness levels.
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- Wait a second--
you mean to tell me
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this tin can full of gravy
is dating my ex-wife?
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- Who's this guy?
- This is my dad!
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- Gnarlia's never mentioned me?
- Uh, one time.
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She said you were dead...
to her.
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- I can't believe Gnarlia
is dating a knight.
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- And a very attractive one
at that.
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What is that? Stainless steel?
- Enough!
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Let me see if you can
hackity-hack
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as well
as you can yackity-yack.
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- You talk a lot
of smackity-smack.
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- Just move, Steve!
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- Stacey, your mom just hung
some gorgeous new tapestries.
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I got to know there won't be
any end-of-quest battles.
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- [laughs]
- What?
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- I mean, no, of course not.
- I can't make any promises.
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- I'm not sure.
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- You know, Steve,
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Mom really
wants us to get along.
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- Well, that's
what I want, too.
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- Good. So what if we left you
some collateral,
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just so you know
we won't cause any trouble.
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- Well, I'm into collateral.
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What do you want to leave?
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- Him.
- Wait, what's collateral?
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- It's just the best, most
important part of the quest.
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- Yeah, we can't do it
without collateral.
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- It's supes important, man.
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- I mean,
it's the number-one job,
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but if you don't want
to do it--
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- No, no, no, pick me, pick me.
I want to be collateral.
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- All right, if you insist.
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Good seeing you, Steve.
- Okay, bye, Stace.
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- See ya.
- Be back in a sec!
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- Hey, you don't have to be
nervous around me
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just because I'm all
super important
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because I'm collateral,
'cause I'm just like you,
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made of fur and hair and meat.
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I'm assuming
you're made of that.
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It's kind of hard to see past
that grill of yours.
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- Don't take this
the wrong way,
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but you're exhausting.
- Oh!
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Well, if you're tired,
no problem.
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I'm gonna whip up something
on my lute
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to help you get your snooze on.
- Oh, boy.
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- ♪ Lullaby, giant guy ♪
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- Eh, that's never gonna work.
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- ♪ Lullaby, giant guy ♪
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♪ Lay your big metal head
to rest tonight ♪
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- [grunts]
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[snoring loudly]
- Works every time.
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- [continues snoring]
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- Ooh, how many of you
are in there?
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Wow.
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[sneaky music]
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♪ ♪
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- What?
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- Dad, this is
gonna be so epic!
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- I'm not feeling
super magical.
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- Well, get hyped, man,
because it's the only way
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I'll be rid of these feathers,
and you hate me being a bird.
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- I love you, my little owlet.
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It's you leaving your pellets
around the castle I don't like.
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- Psst.
- [gasps]
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- Get over here.
- Oh.
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- Not on my front lawn!
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And then I turned her
into a toad.
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- You're turning into
your mother, Agnes.
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Ugh, I can't believe
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I have to provide a snack
for the entire symposium.
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00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:23,586
- Oh, no, Gnarlia, who hexed
you into that awful task?
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- I'm pretty sure
it was Griselda.
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- She's had it out for you
ever since
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you didn't comment
on her new broom.
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- I mean,
she calls those bristles?
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[both cackling]
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- Oh, how I miss
that shrill cackle of hers.
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Now she's dating
some young knight?
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Since when does she like
a chiseled physique
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and a commanding,
masculine voice?
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- You reek of low self-esteem.
- You can't smell esteem!
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- Come on, Dad. Do you want
to see my face again?
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You need that amulet.
- [gasps] You're right.
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I'm going to march in there
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and do battle with that witch
like the man I am,
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and win back
my pretty necklace!
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- Try not to die.
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- [grunts]
- Horus!
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- Gnarlia.
- Horus?
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- Agnes.
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- Agnes,
I'll have to call you back.
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Get out of my kitchen!
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- Not until you return
the amulet you used
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to turn
our daughter into an owl.
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- Stop blaming me for that.
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Stacey was asking for it.
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- [gasps] Liar, liar,
pointy hat on fire!
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Zap!
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- [scoffs] I can't believe you
still need to announce
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your mediocre magic.
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- Aah!
I do not announce my magic.
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I--
[whispers] Zap.
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- I heard you.
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- Well, then listen to this.
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Zappity zap,
zappity zap zap zap!
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- Lame.
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00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,965
- I believe in you, Dad!
252
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,620
- Really?
[Horus shouts]
253
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,931
- [snoring, grunting]
254
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,206
- Oh, rise and shine, shiny.
Did you have a nice nap?
255
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,758
- [yawns]
256
00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:00,310
Well, that was refreshing.
- Hmm.
257
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,413
- But I can't believe
you didn't escape.
258
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:05,896
- Me, escape?
No, no, no. I am collateral.
259
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,310
Very important to the quest,
remember?
260
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:10,172
- I would have totally left
and picked my pockets.
261
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:13,137
Then I would've had to chase me
down to get these babies back.
262
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,275
- Ooh, I didn't know you were
a fellow musician.
263
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,724
- Oh, I'm no pro, but I am
pretty good with the spoons.
264
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,034
- Huh.
- Check it.
265
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:21,034
- Oh, wow. That's great, Steve.
266
00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,103
Can I join you?
- Sure.
267
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,827
See if you can keep up.
268
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:28,620
[upbeat music playing]
269
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:29,965
- Let's do this.
270
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,206
both:
♪ We're Gothmoria's best ♪
271
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,620
- ♪ And we've got a mark
to leave on it ♪
272
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,034
- ♪ That's a guarantee ♪
273
00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:35,344
- ♪ And you can Steve on it ♪
274
00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,206
- Oh, that's
a pretty cool slogan.
275
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,827
- It's more
of a catchphrase, actually.
276
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,172
- Hmm.
277
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,758
- You are a thief, old flame.
278
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,137
Zap!
279
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,551
- Listen to me,
you pocket-sized magician.
280
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:49,034
This amulet is mine.
281
00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:52,034
You gave it to me as a gift
after I broke up with you.
282
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:55,344
- We mutually decided
you would break up with me.
283
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:56,482
Zap!
284
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,517
Aah! Zap!
285
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,034
- Wow, look at them.
286
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:01,965
It's like they've never
been apart.
287
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,206
- Do you think he needs help?
- Zap.
288
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:05,379
Aah!
289
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,068
- Yeah,
I think we should go in.
290
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:10,172
- Interfere, and I'll melt you
into jewelry.
291
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:12,310
- Zap!
- Oh...
292
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:13,862
both:
♪ Make the goblins say hey ♪
293
00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,551
♪ Make the thieves say ho ♪
294
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,827
- Hey.
- Hey.
295
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,241
- Ho.
- Ho.
296
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:19,793
both:
♪ Do we rock the show? ♪
297
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,103
♪ You can Steve on it ♪
298
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,586
- ♪ And you can Evan on it ♪
299
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:24,862
[loud clang]
- Wait.
300
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:27,931
That sounds like
an end-of-quest battle.
301
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,586
Whoa!
- Ah!
302
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:32,000
No!
303
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,103
Oh, Lute-y, are you okay?
304
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,103
Stay with me, buddy.
Stay with me.
305
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,862
It's gonna be okay.
306
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,551
- I specifically told them
no battles.
307
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:44,551
Now I have to mush you
into a pulp, Mr. Collateral.
308
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:48,379
- Uh, Mr. Collateral would very
much like to remain un-mushed.
309
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,586
- Not how collateral works,
little guy.
310
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,620
Collateral is something
that you leave behind
311
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,896
in exchange for security
312
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:56,068
to prove you
will keep your word.
313
00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:59,275
- Gah! But they said it was
the most important job.
314
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:01,379
- That barbarian tricked you.
- [gasps]
315
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,103
- So now you're mine
to destroy!
316
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:06,482
Say bye-bye, little sprout.
317
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,724
[ominous music]
318
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:10,551
- Goodbye, little sprout.
319
00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:17,517
- Do you really have to
destroy me?
320
00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:20,413
- I'm contractually obligated.
It's my job.
321
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,379
- Ooh, wait.
You hear that, Steve?
322
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:26,172
It sounds like the tapestries
are getting destroyed--
323
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,310
the gorgeous tapestries, Steve.
324
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:31,103
[high-pitched voice] Oh, no!
My tapestries! Help!
325
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,724
[normal voice]
You hear that, Steve?
326
00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:34,413
- Oh, Gnarlia needs me.
327
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:39,586
I'm coming, my cream puff!
328
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:42,137
- [laughs]
329
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,862
- It's an epic battle.
330
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,344
Let me in there!
331
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:48,068
- No way!
These explosions are lit!
332
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:52,517
- You lied
to the Steve the Knight.
333
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,758
- Yeah, and the naive
little troll,
334
00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:58,000
aka me, Mr. Collateral.
335
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,931
- I'm sorry, Evan, it's just,
you know, you were the only one
336
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,310
who didn't know the meaning
of the word, so...
337
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:05,724
- Prepare to be pulped.
- It's hacking time.
338
00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:09,103
- It's smushing time!
339
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,103
[dramatic music]
340
00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:14,206
♪ ♪
341
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:15,896
- Finally, Steve,
where the devil have you been?
342
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,034
- Well, uh...
343
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,551
- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, hello, sweetheart!
344
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,758
Oh, your flying's
much improved.
345
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,068
- Zap!
346
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,620
- I'll be with you in a second.
347
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,103
- Oh!
348
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,275
- Your magic is disgraceful!
349
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,517
All those night-school
wizardry courses,
350
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,620
and you still can't get me.
351
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,137
- Zap!
352
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,586
Oh!
353
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:44,689
[cat meows]
- [grunts]
354
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,413
- Come on, Dad.
Get it together.
355
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:49,482
- I will never give up.
356
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,896
Zap!
357
00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:56,448
[both grunting]
358
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:57,758
- You got
some good moves there.
359
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,517
- I know.
- Zap!
360
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,655
- Give me back
my amulet, woman!
361
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,206
Zap!
362
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,827
- You'll never get
this stone back.
363
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:09,413
- I need that amulet to turn
our bitter teen owl
364
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:11,517
back into a bitter teen girl.
365
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:12,482
Zap!
366
00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:15,068
- For the last time, Horus,
367
00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:18,344
she was asking for it!
368
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,413
- Aah! Oh!
369
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,000
Aah!
[grunts]
370
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,896
- Are you done, old man?
371
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,586
- Old man?
372
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,620
Well, I'll show you
who's an old--
373
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:29,000
[back cracks]
Oh, my back.
374
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:32,103
- You are a horrible influence
on our daughter.
375
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,275
- [gasps]
376
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,275
[dramatic music]
377
00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:37,689
♪ ♪
378
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:40,275
- Easy, Horus.
379
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,413
Horus, easy.
380
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:46,448
- Ultimate Zap!
381
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,103
Aah!
382
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,275
Oh.
383
00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,827
My magical amulet!
- My chicken pottage!
384
00:15:55,896 --> 00:16:02,896
♪ ♪
385
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,793
Magic amulet in a witch's pot!
386
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,137
Stand back!
387
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,793
- Bad mojo! Everybody get down!
388
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:21,413
- So what happens
when a magical amulet
389
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,793
mixes with chicken pottage?
390
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:26,793
[mystical music]
391
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,896
♪ ♪
392
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,586
- [clucking]
393
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:36,379
- [clucks]
394
00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:39,448
- [clucking]
395
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:42,827
[all clucking]
396
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,689
- This is what you call
a party fowl.
397
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,896
- Corvettes
and landlord threats,
398
00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,827
quick, quack, quicken.
399
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,793
Wage your bets,
no regrets,
400
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,206
hominid chicken!
401
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:09,034
- [coughing]
402
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:12,448
Well, that was disturbing.
403
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,655
- Would you help me
for a moment?
404
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:15,379
I need to go talk
to my daughter.
405
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,896
- Who, me?
- Yes. Just read the passage
406
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,517
and wave the amulet,
and she'll be all set.
407
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,931
- So, like,
anyone can be a wizard?
408
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,724
Hmm.
[chicken clucks]
409
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:29,379
- Ooh. I wonder if there's such
a thing as chicken collateral.
410
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,344
[chicken clucks]
411
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,793
- Well, is everyone
back to normal?
412
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,862
- Yeah, much less feathered,
thank you.
413
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,724
When Evan is done
with the amulet,
414
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,000
I can reverse that terrible
spell your mother put on you.
415
00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:45,620
- Horus, for the hundredth
time, Stacey was asking for it.
416
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,000
- I don't care what she did.
417
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,344
No one deserves the punishment
of being turned into an owl.
418
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,517
- Dad, you're not listening.
419
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:55,931
I was asking for it...
literally.
420
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,482
- She followed me around
for weeks, saying,
421
00:17:58,551 --> 00:18:00,103
"Mom, can you turn me
into an owl?
422
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:04,206
How about now, how about now?
How about now?"
423
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:07,586
- It's true. Flying is rad,
my night vision rocks,
424
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,448
and my toes
are little weapons of death.
425
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,724
- But then what was this
whole quest about
426
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,275
if not to return you
to your normal human form?
427
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,620
- It was about the three of us
hanging out again.
428
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,448
[gentle music]
429
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,172
- Sweetie,
what's really going on?
430
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:25,689
- [sighs] When I was a kid,
you guys would have
431
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,000
magical spars all the time.
432
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:31,482
I miss it. I just wanted to see
the sparks fly again.
433
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:35,206
♪ ♪
434
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:39,000
- Toe clipping, day tripping,
sharp chicken claw.
435
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:43,517
Sheep turd, shaved bird,
rotten coleslaw!
436
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:48,379
[dramatic music]
437
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,275
- Uh, you're not done.
438
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,068
- Oh, no,
I'm just getting started.
439
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,793
I seriously can't believe
you left me with a guy
440
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:58,103
who said he would smush me
if you started a magical fight,
441
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,620
and then you went
and started a magical fight!
442
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,655
- I knew he wouldn't.
You're un-smushable.
443
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,310
You can talk your way
out of anything.
444
00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:07,241
- So you're saying you trusted
me as your closest friend
445
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,482
to save you
in this quest should you fail?
446
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:10,655
- Well, I didn't say
any of that.
447
00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:12,724
- You didn't have to!
Bring it in!
448
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:15,310
- I'm gonna have to stop that
hug with my chicken foot.
449
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:20,172
- [clears throat] Um, has your
foot always looked like that?
450
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,896
- I'm sorry.
451
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,137
I didn't mean
to cause all this trouble.
452
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,172
- Encouraging us to melt
each other's faces off
453
00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,517
is not a great way
454
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,275
to get your father
and I back together.
455
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:33,137
- Yeah, she could have burned
off my luxurious beard.
456
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,068
Ha, a wizard without a beard,
can you imagine?
457
00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,241
- Come on, didn't you guys
enjoy seeing each other?
458
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,517
A little?
459
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:42,068
- Oh, no, honey,
I don't like your father.
460
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,034
Although I have to admit,
461
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,551
he did show
an impressive fighting display.
462
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,241
- Yeah, really got zappy
with it there, didn't I?
463
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:53,517
- The most fun I had today
was seeing you, Stacey.
464
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:55,482
- Yeah, same here, sweetheart.
465
00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:57,620
- You see me every day, Dad.
466
00:19:57,689 --> 00:20:00,344
- It's always the best part
of every day.
467
00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:01,931
Even in your owl form,
468
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,758
you still have
the most wonderful eyes.
469
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,586
Oh, Give your old man a hug.
- Oh, Dad.
470
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,206
- And your young mother.
- No! Oh, you have to.
471
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,896
- Oh, come on. Bring it in.
- Oh, you have to! You have to!
472
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,275
- Stop!
- Oh, there we go.
473
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,482
- Oh, I love my baby girl.
474
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:15,862
- I'm gonna ruffle
your feathers!
475
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,172
I'm gonna ruffle your fea--
476
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,103
- Happy questing!
Thanks for stopping by!
477
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:25,379
- Next time, don't!
478
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,137
- Goodbye, Steve.
479
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:30,758
Fun fact, Gnarlia's crafting
corner makes a superb man cave.
480
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,689
- See you at spring break, Mom.
481
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:36,517
- Well, I am so happy
they stopped by.
482
00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:38,310
- Mm, they did leave a mess.
[cat meows]
483
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:40,000
- You're holding the cat
too tight.
484
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:42,448
Steven, release her.
- Oh, sorry.
485
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,655
- Good end of quest, Evan.
486
00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:46,862
You got into a battle,
and you did some magic.
487
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:49,137
- Yeah, and to bring it
all home, I used that amulet
488
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,586
to turn you back into
a barbarian just perfectly.
489
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:53,689
- I know, I was there.
490
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,620
- [grunts, clears throat]
- What?
491
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,379
- Uh, Nothing.
Let's keep questing.
492
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:01,827
Eyes on the road.
- Okay.
493
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:06,103
- Someone should tell her.
494
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:07,655
- Don't look at me.
495
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:11,344
[quirky upbeat music]
496
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,551
- I have a chicken nose,
don't I?
497
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:13,862
- You do!
498
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,413
It's a big, fat chicken face!
Blegh!
499
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,793
- I am General Skelly.
I--
500
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,586
- We're on a revenge quest.
501
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,793
all: Yay!
- Shush!
502
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:26,000
I demand you let me
into the castle.
503
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:27,862
- Mm...
504
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:30,000
Sorry, you're not on the list.
505
00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:32,931
- I command
the Army of the Undead.
506
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,689
- Mm, they don't look
dead to me.
507
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,793
- We're dead on the inside.
508
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,620
- I do not need to be on a list
to get into a castle.
509
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,620
- I'll bet those brittle bones
of yours smash up real good.
510
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:45,586
- Like baby powder.
511
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,586
- Hey Mr. Metal Man,
are we on the list?
512
00:21:47,655 --> 00:21:48,724
- What are your names?
513
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:50,103
- Wee-Tinkle.
- Tee-Winkle.
514
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:51,551
- Fee-Finkle.
- Tink-Pinkle.
515
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,655
- Pink-Tinkle.
- Fay-Tingle.
516
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:53,896
- Yip-Yangle.
- Greg.
517
00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:55,034
- Yeah, you guys can go in.
518
00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:57,137
[together] Yay!
- What?
519
00:21:57,206 --> 00:21:59,034
Oh...
[groaning]
520
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,862
Uh...
521
00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:03,448
Zip-Zingle?
- Nope.
522
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,655
- Dink-Dingle?
- Mm-mm.
523
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,793
- Crank-Klingle.
- No.
524
00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:10,241
- Gah! I can't do this!
[groans]